T: Morning Angels (cos got 3 of you ma hehe). Tickets for JTTCOTE bought edi. Thursday 9:05pm
Smart ways to get urself a seat on LRT
4 of them were discussing about the pick up time 2moro.. and were waiting for SQ to arrive at LRT in time for P to pick up.
P: DAWN TOMOLO BRING EXTRA PILLOW
P: GO TO WORK
P: THEN HOR...
P: WHEN GO BACK TIME ACT PREGNANT
P: THEN LINE UP DIFFRENT PLACE
P: THEN CAN REACH HERE EARLY LA
T: use Pau's idea la
S: haha... good idea!!!
T: Pau, i worried for dawn la
T: u know y?
T: worried tat ppl will push her also
T: push and jostle
T :till in the end
T: dawn's pillow drop
T: bocor everything
T :haha
P: THEN PUT KUALI LA
T: kuali worst la
T: when drop n hit the floor, make a loud noise la
T: "klong klong klong klong"
S: den tie kuali with string and hang on shoulder lah!
T: hang on shoulder then dawn ma bengkok liao
T: cos kuali heavy la
S: haha.. otherwise drop out den bocor mah! hahahahahahah
SQ : OIIIIIIIIIIIII
SQ: ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hahaha… SQ were having a bad morning in office.. marah marah d… lol
At the Court
Pau & Tikus were arguing about the terms & condition of an employment contract… Employment of Charlie being the angel’s Charlie… and now Charlie has tendered resignation letter cuz being bullied by Angel 1 – Pau, and due to this, there seems to be a dispute… so.. they brought this to Court.
Tikus (Charlie)’s resignation letter.
Hi Angels,
I hereby wish to tender my resignation as Charlie with immediate effect. Reason: cos kenal bullied by Angel No. 1 sigh..
Charlie
T: so resignation accepted?
P: ACCEPTED
P: BUT
P: U NEED TO SERVE NOTICE
P: SO GOT ONE MORE MONTH
P: SO TOMOLO
P: ALL D PLAN STILL REMAIN D SAME
T: I tot u belum confirm me wa
T: so it's 34 hours notice right
T: under malaysian labour law
P: U DONT KNOW MEH
P: VERBAL CONFIRMATION ALSO COUNT?
P: U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY MA
P: VERBALLY
T: when u gave me verbal confiormation?
P: IF U FORGOT
P: NOW I TELL U AGAIN
T: ytd u only gave me VIRtual NOT verbal confirmation
P: U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY
T: cos it was done on msn
P: 22/07/2008
T: if we go to industrial court, u need show proof la
T: mana proof of VERbal confirmation
P: I HAVE SAKSI
P: NO NEED PROVE
P: I HAVE DAWN N ANT
T: u need the judge at least abt what time u me verbally
T: u mean u confirm me here on msn?
S: copy n paste chat history lah
P: NO NEED
T: HR (Pau) kindly produce chat history or else judge of IC will throw case la
P: NOW I RE-INFORM LA
T: my defend lawyer will ask you "Miss Pau, pls present facts here NOT empty statement"
S: haha.. who is the judge?
S: mana ada lawyer sini?
S: no pun!!!!
S: so... HR won the case without any case!!!!!
T: Do u have any proof that my client Tikus have been confirmed ytd on 22July as Charlie to you 3 angels
T: Miss Pau
P: WAIT
P cut n paste the conversation which goes like this..
P says:
U DONT KNOW MEH
P says:
VERBAL CONFIRMATION ALSO COUNT?
P says:
U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY MA
P says:
VERBALLY
T says:
when u gave me verbal confiormation
P says:
IF U FORGOT
P says:
NOW I TELL U AGAIN
T says:
ytd u only gave me VIRtual NOT verbal confirmation
P says:
U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY
T says:
cos it was done on msn
P says:
22/07/20
T: Lawyer: Ms Pau, that is not evidence
T: tat is what u typed on hindt just to try n prove yr pt
P: U DONT KNOW MSN IS ALSO A WAY OF EVIDENCE?
T: Lawyer turn to judge: Yr honour, my client Tikus had been wrongly charged
T: No evidence was presented except this msg on msn which was purely on hindt
T: i therefore request that u acquit my client now
S: tikus playing 2 role pulak?
P: IT'S OK...WE HAVE A PANEL HERE
S: I be the JUDGE then... HR has presented the evidence.. which i see is relevant to case
S: so.... if Tikus has no other proof...
P: A PANEL WILL DESIDE...
S: HR will not be guilty in this case
T: Lawyer: Ms Semut, pls give the ground for yr decision
P: AIKS
P: U QUESTION JUDGE?
T: One cannot just say my client Tikus is guilty
S: Tikus has NO PROOF to plead guilty... as HR has presented the evidence...
S: the Judge's decision is FINAL!!!
T: On what ground
S: see my last statement?
P: HOME GROUND
P: YER YER
P: I AGREE
S: (hammer knock on table), CASE CLOSE!!!!
T: I feel that u are bias towards Ms Pau
P: CASE WON!
T: You shd disqualify yrself fr this case
P: CASE PUN DAH TUTUP
P: AH PAU WANT TO GO MAKAN LIAO
S: Judge do not need to answer ur question. U may appeal.. and it shall take 3-6 months to process
S: so....
T: Semut, u as a learned judge shd know better than to make a verdict w/o evidences and ground
P: U FIGHT WIF URSELF LA
T: U have brought disgrace to the judicial system u professed to represent
T: I have to play so manya roles la
T: a slawyer
SQ: ..am bc
S: sounds like slayer... vampire slayer/..
T: as IT to connect Semut who kept disconnecting la
SQ: let me read first
T: lawyer
T: seow
S: another role for u... pls copy n paste this conv into word and send to semut....
S: cuz semut need to file this case....
T: U as a judge had just been removed from presiding over this case due to a conflict of interest
T: u r friends to Ms Pau
S: where is the conflict?
T: you proved yrself biased when u mete a verdict wo proof
T: u didn give yr ground
T: u only kept saying yr verdict
P: ELLO
T: my dear learned judge, ought this be the case
P: U ALSO MY FRIEND WAT?
P: OK
P: COURT DITUNDA
P: NOW LUNCH
T: in this case, my client Tikus is Charlieto the 3 angels
P: PROCEED AT 2
SQ: invalid case
T: i agree with court wil adjourn
T: cos i also hungry liao
SQ: court dismiss
But in the end… court did not proceed at 2pm.. why? Read on…
Quest for Dawn's nickname
SQ has sent some pictures to all to upload onto our msn.. which represents our nickname.. and that’s how it started with all the nickname suggestions for Dawn (SQ is the name we finally gave her…after the discussion below)
P: DAWN
P: I THINK U SHOULD JADI ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL LA
P: ALL ANIMAL
P: U SEORANG JE LIKE TIS
S: wan start using S or D?
P: s LER...I WILL THINK OF SHABU SHABU
P: HAHAHAH
P: D LER DONKEY
S: d can be dog
P: NOT NICE
P: DOG?
P: I DONT THINK SO
S: dolphin?
P: BOLEH JUGAK
S: so.. dawn
S: dolphin ok?
T: dawn thinking hard
T: any suggestion fr others?
S: suggested others d.. tak kan donkey mah
T: Dove is a nice name
S: dawn? apa macam?
S: bz i think.....
P: HHMMN
SQ: bz kejap
P: BOLEH JUGAK
After a while.. SQ finally joined in the conversation
SQ: D or S?
SQ: hmmmmmmm
S: now only she start to think.. bz betol
T: S got more choices la
T: D either dolphin
T: or Dove
S: S leh?
T: Sparrow
T: quite nice
S: eh ya wor...
T: Squirrel
T: very agile
P: MACAM KAN SPANYOL?
T: n healthy n clean cos eat fruits
P: YA YA
P: SQUERIALLL
P: = CHIPMUKS LA
T: Snail, Seal, Swan
SQ: Snail
T: Seahorse Saelion or Salmon (mahal sikit)
SQ: tak logix
S: squirrel la..
SQ: wa ni besar la
SQ: aiyoyo
T: Hahaha
S: eh! me semut kan !!!!!
SQ: u lain
T: ok, let dawn choose
SQ: YA LA
P: ME PANDA
T: Snail
P: APA LA
P: SNAIL=SIPUT=LEMBAB
P: MAU?
S: tak mahu snail la..
T: Got another nice one
S: sparrow.. squirrel
T: SWAN
S: good
S: swan.. oh!! beautiful!!!
T: Dawn
T: got another one
T: but u sure dun wan la
T: Shrimp
S: wahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahha
SQ: pengsan
SQ: snake
S: another 1 down.. pengsan d
SQ: sushi
T: aiyo
SQ: singa laut
T: snake might as well use Spider
T: Seal
SQ: wei u all today damn free
SQ: i pulak..rush like mad
SQ: bad day
S: hahaha......
S: suddenly so bz
T: dawn.. Shark?
SQ: Shark
SQ: Tikus,Semut,Panda & Shark
S: wow! shark... another macho one!!!
SQ: i alone2 in the sea
SQ: dowan
T: dangerous la
P: HAHAHA
S: hmmm.. then squirrel la...
T: after we kena makan by Shark
S: climb tree oso
SQ: best jugak
P: SHARK JADI SHARK FIN SOUP
T: Swan la
T: it's beautiful name
SQ: makan semut..baik jgn makan la
P: YA LA
SQ: panda paling sedap
S: oh ya hor!! hahahahahahhahaha
SQ: Swan..
SQ: so delicate
T: Sparrow then
T: fly in sky
SQ: Swan la
P: I TINK SQUIRRRELLLLL LA
SQ: mcm so cun like tat...wa sendiri tak tahan
T: Squirrel then
SQ: squirrellll....mc chipmunk
SQ: theodore
T: between Swan and Squirrel la
T: or Sparrow
P: YA LA...UR BAG SOME MORE GOT SQUIRREELLLLL
S: squirrel la
P: HAHAHAHAH
P: OK LA
P: SET LA
Finally got a name for Dawn, now Squirrel. =P
Smart ways to get urself a seat on LRT
4 of them were discussing about the pick up time 2moro.. and were waiting for SQ to arrive at LRT in time for P to pick up.
P: DAWN TOMOLO BRING EXTRA PILLOW
P: GO TO WORK
P: THEN HOR...
P: WHEN GO BACK TIME ACT PREGNANT
P: THEN LINE UP DIFFRENT PLACE
P: THEN CAN REACH HERE EARLY LA
T: use Pau's idea la
S: haha... good idea!!!
T: Pau, i worried for dawn la
T: u know y?
T: worried tat ppl will push her also
T: push and jostle
T :till in the end
T: dawn's pillow drop
T: bocor everything
T :haha
P: THEN PUT KUALI LA
T: kuali worst la
T: when drop n hit the floor, make a loud noise la
T: "klong klong klong klong"
S: den tie kuali with string and hang on shoulder lah!
T: hang on shoulder then dawn ma bengkok liao
T: cos kuali heavy la
S: haha.. otherwise drop out den bocor mah! hahahahahahah
SQ : OIIIIIIIIIIIII
SQ: ENOUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hahaha… SQ were having a bad morning in office.. marah marah d… lol
At the Court
Pau & Tikus were arguing about the terms & condition of an employment contract… Employment of Charlie being the angel’s Charlie… and now Charlie has tendered resignation letter cuz being bullied by Angel 1 – Pau, and due to this, there seems to be a dispute… so.. they brought this to Court.
Tikus (Charlie)’s resignation letter.
Hi Angels,
I hereby wish to tender my resignation as Charlie with immediate effect. Reason: cos kenal bullied by Angel No. 1 sigh..
Charlie
T: so resignation accepted?
P: ACCEPTED
P: BUT
P: U NEED TO SERVE NOTICE
P: SO GOT ONE MORE MONTH
P: SO TOMOLO
P: ALL D PLAN STILL REMAIN D SAME
T: I tot u belum confirm me wa
T: so it's 34 hours notice right
T: under malaysian labour law
P: U DONT KNOW MEH
P: VERBAL CONFIRMATION ALSO COUNT?
P: U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY MA
P: VERBALLY
T: when u gave me verbal confiormation?
P: IF U FORGOT
P: NOW I TELL U AGAIN
T: ytd u only gave me VIRtual NOT verbal confirmation
P: U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY
T: cos it was done on msn
P: 22/07/2008
T: if we go to industrial court, u need show proof la
T: mana proof of VERbal confirmation
P: I HAVE SAKSI
P: NO NEED PROVE
P: I HAVE DAWN N ANT
T: u need the judge at least abt what time u me verbally
T: u mean u confirm me here on msn?
S: copy n paste chat history lah
P: NO NEED
T: HR (Pau) kindly produce chat history or else judge of IC will throw case la
P: NOW I RE-INFORM LA
T: my defend lawyer will ask you "Miss Pau, pls present facts here NOT empty statement"
S: haha.. who is the judge?
S: mana ada lawyer sini?
S: no pun!!!!
S: so... HR won the case without any case!!!!!
T: Do u have any proof that my client Tikus have been confirmed ytd on 22July as Charlie to you 3 angels
T: Miss Pau
P: WAIT
P cut n paste the conversation which goes like this..
P says:
U DONT KNOW MEH
P says:
VERBAL CONFIRMATION ALSO COUNT?
P says:
U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY MA
P says:
VERBALLY
T says:
when u gave me verbal confiormation
P says:
IF U FORGOT
P says:
NOW I TELL U AGAIN
T says:
ytd u only gave me VIRtual NOT verbal confirmation
P says:
U WERE CONFIRM YESTERDAY
T says:
cos it was done on msn
P says:
22/07/20
T: Lawyer: Ms Pau, that is not evidence
T: tat is what u typed on hindt just to try n prove yr pt
P: U DONT KNOW MSN IS ALSO A WAY OF EVIDENCE?
T: Lawyer turn to judge: Yr honour, my client Tikus had been wrongly charged
T: No evidence was presented except this msg on msn which was purely on hindt
T: i therefore request that u acquit my client now
S: tikus playing 2 role pulak?
P: IT'S OK...WE HAVE A PANEL HERE
S: I be the JUDGE then... HR has presented the evidence.. which i see is relevant to case
S: so.... if Tikus has no other proof...
P: A PANEL WILL DESIDE...
S: HR will not be guilty in this case
T: Lawyer: Ms Semut, pls give the ground for yr decision
P: AIKS
P: U QUESTION JUDGE?
T: One cannot just say my client Tikus is guilty
S: Tikus has NO PROOF to plead guilty... as HR has presented the evidence...
S: the Judge's decision is FINAL!!!
T: On what ground
S: see my last statement?
P: HOME GROUND
P: YER YER
P: I AGREE
S: (hammer knock on table), CASE CLOSE!!!!
T: I feel that u are bias towards Ms Pau
P: CASE WON!
T: You shd disqualify yrself fr this case
P: CASE PUN DAH TUTUP
P: AH PAU WANT TO GO MAKAN LIAO
S: Judge do not need to answer ur question. U may appeal.. and it shall take 3-6 months to process
S: so....
T: Semut, u as a learned judge shd know better than to make a verdict w/o evidences and ground
P: U FIGHT WIF URSELF LA
T: U have brought disgrace to the judicial system u professed to represent
T: I have to play so manya roles la
T: a slawyer
SQ: ..am bc
S: sounds like slayer... vampire slayer/..
T: as IT to connect Semut who kept disconnecting la
SQ: let me read first
T: lawyer
T: seow
S: another role for u... pls copy n paste this conv into word and send to semut....
S: cuz semut need to file this case....
T: U as a judge had just been removed from presiding over this case due to a conflict of interest
T: u r friends to Ms Pau
S: where is the conflict?
T: you proved yrself biased when u mete a verdict wo proof
T: u didn give yr ground
T: u only kept saying yr verdict
P: ELLO
T: my dear learned judge, ought this be the case
P: U ALSO MY FRIEND WAT?
P: OK
P: COURT DITUNDA
P: NOW LUNCH
T: in this case, my client Tikus is Charlieto the 3 angels
P: PROCEED AT 2
SQ: invalid case
T: i agree with court wil adjourn
T: cos i also hungry liao
SQ: court dismiss
But in the end… court did not proceed at 2pm.. why? Read on…
Quest for Dawn's nickname
SQ has sent some pictures to all to upload onto our msn.. which represents our nickname.. and that’s how it started with all the nickname suggestions for Dawn (SQ is the name we finally gave her…after the discussion below)
P: DAWN
P: I THINK U SHOULD JADI ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL LA
P: ALL ANIMAL
P: U SEORANG JE LIKE TIS
S: wan start using S or D?
P: s LER...I WILL THINK OF SHABU SHABU
P: HAHAHAH
P: D LER DONKEY
S: d can be dog
P: NOT NICE
P: DOG?
P: I DONT THINK SO
S: dolphin?
P: BOLEH JUGAK
S: so.. dawn
S: dolphin ok?
T: dawn thinking hard
T: any suggestion fr others?
S: suggested others d.. tak kan donkey mah
T: Dove is a nice name
S: dawn? apa macam?
S: bz i think.....
P: HHMMN
SQ: bz kejap
P: BOLEH JUGAK
After a while.. SQ finally joined in the conversation
SQ: D or S?
SQ: hmmmmmmm
S: now only she start to think.. bz betol
T: S got more choices la
T: D either dolphin
T: or Dove
S: S leh?
T: Sparrow
T: quite nice
S: eh ya wor...
T: Squirrel
T: very agile
P: MACAM KAN SPANYOL?
T: n healthy n clean cos eat fruits
P: YA YA
P: SQUERIALLL
P: = CHIPMUKS LA
T: Snail, Seal, Swan
SQ: Snail
T: Seahorse Saelion or Salmon (mahal sikit)
SQ: tak logix
S: squirrel la..
SQ: wa ni besar la
SQ: aiyoyo
T: Hahaha
S: eh! me semut kan !!!!!
SQ: u lain
T: ok, let dawn choose
SQ: YA LA
P: ME PANDA
T: Snail
P: APA LA
P: SNAIL=SIPUT=LEMBAB
P: MAU?
S: tak mahu snail la..
T: Got another nice one
S: sparrow.. squirrel
T: SWAN
S: good
S: swan.. oh!! beautiful!!!
T: Dawn
T: got another one
T: but u sure dun wan la
T: Shrimp
S: wahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahha
SQ: pengsan
SQ: snake
S: another 1 down.. pengsan d
SQ: sushi
T: aiyo
SQ: singa laut
T: snake might as well use Spider
T: Seal
SQ: wei u all today damn free
SQ: i pulak..rush like mad
SQ: bad day
S: hahaha......
S: suddenly so bz
T: dawn.. Shark?
SQ: Shark
SQ: Tikus,Semut,Panda & Shark
S: wow! shark... another macho one!!!
SQ: i alone2 in the sea
SQ: dowan
T: dangerous la
P: HAHAHA
S: hmmm.. then squirrel la...
T: after we kena makan by Shark
S: climb tree oso
SQ: best jugak
P: SHARK JADI SHARK FIN SOUP
T: Swan la
T: it's beautiful name
SQ: makan semut..baik jgn makan la
P: YA LA
SQ: panda paling sedap
S: oh ya hor!! hahahahahahhahaha
SQ: Swan..
SQ: so delicate
T: Sparrow then
T: fly in sky
SQ: Swan la
P: I TINK SQUIRRRELLLLL LA
SQ: mcm so cun like tat...wa sendiri tak tahan
T: Squirrel then
SQ: squirrellll....mc chipmunk
SQ: theodore
T: between Swan and Squirrel la
T: or Sparrow
P: YA LA...UR BAG SOME MORE GOT SQUIRREELLLLL
S: squirrel la
P: HAHAHAHAH
P: OK LA
P: SET LA
Finally got a name for Dawn, now Squirrel. =P
TSSP
T: u all realise one thing
S: wat?
P: wat?
T: our initials are S S B H
P: ??
T: wonder if anyone can come up with smtg for this acronym
T: SSBH
P: B?
SQ: sangta sangat bo hong
P: eh
P: ello
P: me P
P: not B
SQ: yah la..B for who?
S: yalah
S: where got B la
SQ: its SSTP
S: siao siao T ppl
T: but based on what appared here it's SSBH
S: wat's the T for ah?
SQ: sangat sangat takleh pakai
S: here is RAT lah... not hamster
SQ: babyjay must change to Pau
P: talk siao sam pat
S: hahahahahaha
S: can oso!
S: good one
T: TSSP
T: Talk Siao Sam Pat
S: talk sampai siao people
SQ: very true
SQ: betol jugak
T: Talk Siao Siao People
S: can oso! hahahaa
S: so many lah
P: no la
P: people talk sampai siao la
P: apa la
S: hahaha.... grammar mistake
S: pau one is verb
S: mine is noun mah
T: mine
S: talk sampai siao ppl - noun
S: people talk sampai siao - verb kan?
T: Siao Siao People Talking
S: or adjective?
P: wrong
S: den tikus one verb
S: hahahahah
P: pengsan
T: Siao Siao People Talking represent us
T: cos we always talk siao
T: from cock case
T: oops typo
T: it's court case
T: till tukar Dawn's name to Squirrel
T: so can we call ourselves Siao Siao People Talking
T: or Talk Siao Siao People
S: pengsan betol
S: english class now
S: or BM class?
T: Vote vote
No final vote… we left that as it is… hahaha!!
... to be con't...
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